Glee of being single

There is always the flip side of the coin. There are troubles of being single and there are also troubles of being attached.

There is always the bright side of leading the singleton life. Let's peek into it.

10 Glees of being single forever ....

1. Love does not happen in the bedroom, it extends to the mirror and you know you will never need to share it.

2. You will never have banking telemarketers calling you up to ask you to set up a joint-account.

3. You can indulge in chocolate without ever being guilty and there is never a need to split it in 2.

4. You can please yourself anytime, anyway and you can look at any man/woman out there without ever feeling accountable to anyone.

5. The holiday term of "free and easy" describes your vacation plans exactly, without anyone dragging you out of bed or enthusiastically taking photos, you are in control of your own time at your own pace.

6. You will have the exclusive pleasure of being a listening ear to all your married friends problems about their family and quietly laugh at their misery at the back of your mind.

7. You never ever need to share you King-sized mattress with anyone. Or even being banished to a living room because you forgot an anniversary.

8. The thing about being single is you are still available in the market and you can go out and pick at the buffet of guys/gals until you find the right flavour although the biological clock is against you.

9. You never ever need to wake up in the wee hours to pacify your baby to bed and never need to attend to noisy neighbours who are grumbling about your wailing child.

10a. If you are a gal, you never need to know how something so big can be removed from something so small. (for those dirty-minded, i'm referring to pregnancy).

10b. If you are a guy, you never need to know how painful it feels when you wife tells you that they fake their orgasm everytime you do it. (for those dirty-minded, yes, i'm referring to sexual intercourse). Ouch.

Cheerio,
Benjamin