Monday, December 26, 2005

Be Jolly

Tis' the season to get fat and jolly.

Been to too many eateries, maxed out my debit card and farted alot.

Been everywhere and anywhere.

Town is more like my 2nd home now.

Finding prezzies and roaming around town the last week was pleasant until the agony hits you that you have YET to BUY ANYTHING.

Wahahaha.

I love Christmas for the spirit of giving as it is an occasion where it's like a pre-CNY feeling but instead of Hong Baos, you get prezzies.

I don't really care about prezzies.

Honestly.

I just like the homely warmth of friends gathering and the bonding.

And for that, please prepare urself.....

I have over 40++ photos....

Photos galore....

My Christmas feast to my blog readers =)

Shu Fang's Wedding


Me n my happily married cozzie Shu Fang



Some nondescript place where the wedding was held



My Brother & I - we so don't share the same gene pool



Another happy couple, my sis-in-law, Pauline and mi bro, Mark



My closest maternal cozzie, or should I say, uncle, Maverick



Customary wine glass pyramid



Customary table shot


Random meet-ups


Some random day Tiffi n I met up to exchange long due Bday prezzies


And on one inconspicuous weekday, met up with the guys for coffee.

I declare myself a Coffee Club goer! Boo to Coffee Bean n Starbucks!


Me n androgynous Ryan



The Bluey Benjamins



Slurping Sticky Chewy Cheese



mimicking him a few days later



Fat Cultivation Central



Special roof lighting to zap your fats



Doing a "Before" fattening shot



Random envy photo of Ben's cute doggie.... I SO WANT A DOG FOR X'MAS


Christmas Eve - PolyMates
Had lunch @ Paragon - Spaggedies

I was fashionably late =P

I love pasta and I love penne. And it was cheap!

Gimme baked pasta anytime. I shall only stop when I'm 95kg.


Me, Tiffi n Eva



Clara, Ivan and looking-shrivelled Eric


For the gift exchange..... look what we turned out for a miserable $20 budget


Clara got Eric's prezzie of M&Ms Candyball machine



Ivan got Clara's pen



Eric got my lucky key chain plant



Eva got Tiffi's bath salts & eye mask



I got Eva's sweet honey bowl of sweets!



Tiffi got Ivan's Espirit towels


We then proceeded onto shopping to burn some fats and slug it out with last minute X'mas shoppers. And proceeded to taking photos along the way.


Shameless whores



Cute shameless whores



Cannot make it shameless whores



Family of shameless whores


Met up with bestie Jun Mian after we parted.


He's becoming more like King Kong, only w/o Naomi Watts


Went over to Elroy's place for X'mas.

Played mahjong and suprisingly lost. Damn sad. Bad tiles.

Oh well.


Elroy and moi



Sparky the labrador - Attitude dog that owns the house



Cam Whore Guo Quan



Shagged out after X'mas feast n Mahjong



Ben sucking the toot toot



I SO LOVE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS



Cocker Spaniels come in a close second =)



Humping the dog. I told ya I'm a dog lover.


On Christmas Night.....

I went over to the Airport.


Getting Hooked



Mommykins and Daddykins



Christmas guilt



Pseudo artistic shot of my rubix cube


All that said and done.

I just wanna wish everyone


And good tidings ahead


Working out at the gym,
Fat X'mas Bastard Benjamin

P.S. Updated my friends links!!!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Big Brother

Clement and Lou.....

I'm tracking you down....

I know you're watching me......

Hehehe.....

P.S. Plz note that this is a pointless blog entry

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Feeling X'mas Once more

It's that time of the year again.

When fake snow is created in Orchard Road and you're shaking your hips to the techno remix of 'Jingle Bells'.

Me, myself have been around.

Just not blogging.

Weekends are precious, going out with friends, catching movies and shopping.

The usual.

And as usual.

I have dozens of photos to show for it. And as usual once more, let the pictures do the talking.


Mei Fen's birthday party!



Me, Mei Fen n KS!



Ivan n Mei Fen



Aaron and Me
I was doing some investigation haha and he was on off doing X'mas shopping


I also went to Carnivore @ Chijmes - Super Expensive lor - $70 pax


I love to eat chicken hearts - sorry to Chicken Little fans out there



A BERY BIG WREATH


And speaking about eating animals, I just wanna declare .....


I ADORE Chicken Little and will not eat that animated creature



I LOVE Dooris - Yes double 'O' on purpose.
Skanky lil Chihuahua - SUPER CUTE LOR!


I, on the other hand adore, Japanese food.

Sakae @ Parco Bugis


Me n Ben (Owner of Dooris)



Me n Edison (Police officer lor, don't play play!)


Not forgetting more birthday celebrations....

2LT Louis .... aka my Battleking chill out buddy turned 21 .....


Louis loving his birthday cake



After his coffee cream facial



It's a cake throwin' party out there


In my month of disappearance, I was out with loads of buddies n frens.


Jacque n Moi



Me n Guo Quan



The 2 Bens @ Starbucks



Sepia pic



The abnormal X'mas tree with me, Shawn n Jacque


Not forgetting the babes I was with.....


Back here with Clara n June



The tai tais to be



Singapore's Next few models - muahahaha



My dream girlfriend


Not forgetting army daze....


Safety for that day, Gwee n Me



Gwee, Ling Wei and Me @ Bunk


And last but not least.... My partners in crime >>>


Me, Jacque n Ryan


I'm 21 and living the best days of my life.

Couldn't be happier. Getting loads of arrows n shit thrown in my unit. Sianz.

That's Life.

Cest La Vie,
Benjamin