Break-ups

It's been a hell of a hectic week. Going to school from 9 to 9, it is enjoyable as sitting on a durian. There will be perks in the end of course and my hard work will pay off but i gotta slog for this upcoming presentation so wish me luck.

Here I go again.

Topic of the day: Breaking Up

I profess. I ain't an experiencd person who can advice or even discuss with other people regarding matters of love. However, i'm an impartial person who sees both sides of the coin by cutting open the body of conversation, spreading out the intestines of the scenario and scrutinise everypiece and give a final diagnosis of what should be done. I'm the "doctor" but it is up to "patient" on what his next step of movement is next.

So i bring you to the crux of the story. I have a friend called Miss Q. Well, Q has been with a boyfriend for a pretty long time like more than 6 months. She conferred to me her relationship problems what she told me that when she went for a one week holiday, she did not even thought about her boyfriend, Z. It has been a rather awkward situation since she came back and since she is so busy, she felt the best for the both of them to break up.

The reason being is that Q and Z are very different like the Phoenix and the Loch Ness monster. Both go to watch movies but one prefer gory movies while the other loves romantic comedies. Q has a more open minded type of dress sense but Z hates it, opting her to be more conservative. As you can see, they are poles apart but they do share some rare similarities but you get the entire picture i'm driving at.

Opposites attract. But they don't last very long. To quote my classmate, Felicia a long time back. The conclusion of the above story is they broke up and what i would like to extract out from the story is the breaking up scenario.

The reason why a guy would MOST PROBABLY break up with his girlfriend is that ....
A. The girl is cheating on him
B. Both have unresolved differences
C. He feels that she is too good for her

The reason why a girl would MOST PROBABLY break up with his boyfriend is that ....
A. The guy is cheating on her
B. She suspects the guy is cheating on her
C. Both have unresolved differences
D. The guy is petty
E. She feels that he is too good for her
F. She feel that she is too good for him

In most scenarios, it is everytime the guy who gets hurt from the relationship. Yes, you heard me, the GUY. You must be wondering WHY? Is Benjamin a chauvanist? Of course not.

This is why. A guy loses all his investment money when dating the gal. The guy OFTENS has to bring the girl home thus incurring more travel expenses. The guy OFTENS carries the girl's load either making him looking sissy or cowardly which will end up him being the more tired out individual. The guy OFTENS gives in to the girl. Most of the hurt are monetary losses for the guy.

A girl on the other hand faces more emotional hurt. They ponder about it for 2 weeks whether this man would give her beautiful children, a nice condo, great sex and the company they would have together at old folks home. After which, she will take 2 months to decide and evaluate her options. In which she chooses a break up, she will take 2 hours to tell to the guy. The gal would then take less than 2 minutes to wave a cab either home or to Mohd Sultan to find guys for a fling for 2 months, 2 weeks and 2 hours. Most of the hurt for the women is the usage of brain cells of thinking too much.

You must be chanting. Ben is a pig. Well, let me prove to you not.
Just recently, I have a friend whose girlfriend went overseas and broke up with him, less than 2 daysshe reached there.
The reason, she found someone there. Well that friend of mine spent loads of money for her and even sent something expensive to her over there as it was her birthday. My friend ended up broke for the end of the month while that gal is having flings overseas studying.

The breaking up game is so easy for gals. Modern women break up and move on with their heart intact, with hope of finding another partner. Modern men break up and move on with their heart intact but with many holes in their wallet, with hope of finding another partner who wont be like the last leech that broke up with him.

Breakups are no easy thing for anyone. Once you had one, you can never get back with him/her again as the holes are drilled, the damage is done and the split is wide open. There is never any chance to mend it back and even so, the gap for mending is hard to reconcile with as everyone knows that history always repeat itself.

If you are in a relationship right now and you had any slight notions of breaking up, do so now. It is a matter of time before you break up. If you are not in a relationship now like me and the only thing you want to do is break up a couple becoz u like that guy or gal, then my advice is dont do it. It is just not good for your karma. If you happend to do it though, it is a matter of time before you are called a bastard or a slut.

- Benjamin

*Names were changed to protect the innocent. My name is not changed because i'm giving the innocent a chance to sue me because I published their story here