Monday, January 29, 2007

Carnivorous Clowns on the loose

I'm going to write in a third person perspective.

Why ?>>> Becoz it is 2 AM, I'm tired n wonky. So I have creative juices dying to burst out of my fingers.

It was a farewell session for my army buddies

Mr Yoke is heading to Tasmania to further studies. All the best to him =]

We headed to Vivocity for pure meat as request of a protein crave from Mr Ling.

Mr Gwee barely recovered from a hangover of red wine from the indulgence the night before and has come prepared with a growling stomach.

Mr BenBen aka moi is the organizer of this ferocious gathering and has recommended Brazilian churrascaria.

We gorged on our plates.

Mr BenBen dislike bacon and pork sausages. (No Pok, I tell you, or I call the police, Those who have not yet watch the RK Prata House No Pok Youtube video is a tad slow.)

Mr BenBen likes slab of bloody beef with grilled pineapple which makes for a scintilating taste.

Mr BenBen likes the four ORD personnel as four hungry clowns.

Mr BenBen ate like a pig and emerge as champion of the most amount of meat dumped on plate and swallowed into his vortex of stomach.

Mr Ling was the weakest despite of the fact it was his request for PROTEIN. Weakling.

Mr Gwee looked bloated before the buffet. Mr Gwee still looked bloated after the buffet. He blames the sweater made him look bloated. I say, blame Topman for creating it.

Mr Yoke was tough competition for Mr BenBen who challenged and vyed for the award of making full value of the buffet price.

Through that heavy hearted meal, the four clowns talk about the fun army days.

The clowns talk about how life has changed with our present jobs.

Mr Gwee is a lab technician and plays with Pinky and the Brain.

Mr Ling is a park ranger who goes around scounting for littered used condoms around bushes.

Mr Yoke is a freelance architect that designs houses for stunted people.

Mr BenBen is a retail assistant that helps ugly people to become beautiful and in his line of job, he meets a lot of beautiful people that are very ugly no matter what. (Especially when they complain.)

All in all.

The four clowns had an amazing time.

After which, they went jalan jalan and booked tickets for what is a formidably traumatizing show for Mr BenBen.

It was in fact a carnivourous show.

How apt for a day like this.

Name of Movie : Apocalypto

The show was full of Carnivorous appetites from the weirdest director himself, Mr Mel Gibson.

Scenes of oozing brains and pumping heart reminded Mr BenBen of what he just ate at Carnivore.

Be glad for the Golden Village management.

Mr BenBen did not puke on the miserly third row seat that he got.

It was a fun Saturday out for the four clowns.

After that, Mr BenBen left the circus and met his new galpal, Miss G for Seafood.

But that story is for another day to come =}

For now, let the pictures do the talking.


Scene of the Crime


Mr Yoke aka Nerd in Love


Mr Ling aka DOTA gymmer


Mr Gwee aka Hole-in-the-heart slacker


Mr BenBen aka Wacky blogger


Mr BenBen n Mr Yoke


Mr BenBen n Mr Gwee


Mr BenBen n Mr Ling


Starving carnivorous clowns


Mr BenBen brought Miss G for seafood, phobia of red meat


Mr BenBen and the mysterious Miss G


Last but not least, a goofy shot of Mr BenBen

I admit I need an application form to the Mental Hospital,
Mr BenBen

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