Sex secret #42

Phone Conversation.
Time: Thursday office lunch hour

Mum: Hullo Ben ah, you want to buy book anot.
Me: Urm okay.
Mum: This book ah. Sex secret #42.
Me: (shakes head) Huh? What again?
Mum: Yah magazine ah. Sex.
Me: (shakes head to check my hearing) Sex book?
Mum: Yah Yah. Sex book. You always buy one.
Me: Urm. What sex book is it again?
Mum: Here got road show. You got buy this month one anot?
Me: I dunno what book you are talking about.
Mum: Title is sex secret #42. Her arousal .....
Me: Urm just buy lor (cutting her off)
Mum: Men's Health.
Me: Oh. Just buy them.
Mum: You didn't buy this issue right.
Me: Nope I didn't. (At this point of time, I was pleased my mind was working right.)
Mum: Okay, I buy the sex secret book for you then.

I was dumbfounded by my mom.

Really.

My mum thinks I buy sex books on a regular basis.

Do I really look that horny?
Ben

Wave

This year is not a good year for me.

Loads of stuff befallen upon me that made me real upset.

In other words.

It's really an inauspicious year for me ahead for the next few months.

Things that I hold dear to me are either broken or just disappeared, all without my knowledge.

My mp3 player. My specs. My .......

Sigh.

I'm going to lie low.

Not going to make any large investments towards anything.

I don't wish to suffer again.

From any heartache.

Ben

Busy Battalion Ben

The lack of updates stemm from my busy army life.

So I'm not going to apologize.

Can't wait to ord and it is still AGES before I get to see my pink I/C again.

As usual.

Been out aplenty. Photos as my testimony. Just feast ur eyes.

Lost: Isolation

Survivor: The Last standing Kampung

Amazing Race: Contestants of the bicycle race

Fear Factor: Visiting Sadako

The Swan: Fatigued from all that exercise

America's Next Top Model: Anne being the ultimate poseur

Desperate Houseshoes

The Apprentice: Working the Bumboat business

Okay enough crappy photo remarks.

Bumbumbumboats

Biking leaders

GQ n moi

Elroy n moi

Firus n moi

Food Fight

Our very own play tent

Participants of the dirrahoea competition

Grilled camel hump

Princess Anne and Priest Ben

Moi, Vincent n Ryan

Me n Vincent - departing for Melbby

Smileys

Poseurs

Nation pride

My GA, Shawn and me

My ORD-ed Upperstudy, the studly Clement

At Heeren with Ben

Bachelors

Best Fren Jacqueeeeeeeeeeee

This pictures are my life for the past few weeks.

Nothing much.

I'm becoming boring.

Yawn,
Ben

Spooning

My life has always been on the ball.

From school projects to tasking in the army, I've always sat on the arrow.

It's tiring.

Really it is.

Always in the pole position, upfront where all the action is can be mentally exhausting.

From ATEC to Stanby stuff, from administrative matters to relationship issues,I really need a clear break.

I want to swim, I want to gym. I want to go out shopping like crazy, I want to eat like a mad horse.

The freedom of being who I am has been suppressed so much, sometimes, I wonder if this is what I want.

Working hard because of my personal beliefs and ideals and in the end, is it all worth while ?

I'm just going to ORD like every of the officers from my same batch.

There is no recognition. There is no acknowldegment.

Simply nothing that reminds me I live of a morbid existence.

But I persist on blindly.

And I remain on track.

Haiz...

Friends seem like one my few distractions that keep me sane.

I can't wait to ORD and feel what freedom is like again.

Pending my local university applications, come what may.

The FO jungle hat - hard earned from the FO challenge

Swensens @ Orchard

Indulging with Ben & Jimmy

Me n Jimmy

So bored were we with life that we spooned around.

Spoon Contestant #1

Spoon Contestant #2

Spoon Contestant #3

Who wants to spoon themselves?
Ben