Trevor

Been spending loads of time painting the town red.

Not that it ever turns red.

With all the irritating CNY songs being played, it irritates me going retail shopping.

And now that I have my pay for the next few days before I'm flying off, I feel almighty powerful with SPENDING POWER!

Went out with Gwenne twice!

She recommended Garlic Prawn Spaghetti

I'm so in love with Cookie Craze

Chinese Geisha Gwenne

The Green Posse

Ben join the ranks of Gwenne n Me

"Gwenne" leaves the stage to change her costume.

Elroy joined us

Followed by GQ for New Year clubbing

Together !!!

The 2 cocksters

Now Gwenne does Zoe Tay Maternity

A typical Singapore couple

Dinner time!

New Friend! - Aaron - Looking all so executive

Wanted to go chill out, Aaron recommended his place.

So went Supermarket shopping and best friend Jacque pops up!

Campbell soup anyone?

Pickpocket!!!

Look who was once in jail ! Double-take

Retro staircases to Aaron's place

Instantly greeted by Trevor

I wish Trevor was mine

Pay tribute to the Alcohol Altar

Drink of 2006 for me: Baileys with cold milk. SEDAP !!!

Guacamole with Chips

Played some board games and get lightly high on alochol.

Cheap thrill la I know.

Trevor on my lap

Ben french kissing Trevor!

This dog so knows how to MODEL ! I'm like so abusing the dog wahahahaha

Went back to camp next morning to do luggage officer duties.

Sianz.

Meeting my BMT buddies tomorrow. Dying to see them.

I'm so thankful of these pre-flight off days.

Just chilling out with friends.

I love Trevor and you should too,
Benjamin

Reflections

I have yet to bring closure to 2005.

Yes, it's a little late.

I know.

But being the luggage officer of the flight with people from various units, my task is a bit complicated.

And the fact that the other luggage officer with me IS suppose to HELP me but all he ever does is whine and complain.

HULLO??????

I'M DOING ALL THE SHIT WORK FOR YOU !!!!????!!!!

I'm like doing ALL THE CO-ORDINATION getting the passports and kit bags.

Frankly speaking, I don't need him being around at ALL. Really.

He's more annoying than assistance.

It's best if I do everything MYSELF. I'm like SO MUCH more COMPETENT.

Okay. Enuff Bitchin.

As I was saying.

Closure to 2005.

Stuff happened to me and what not.

Overall, 2005 was pleasant.

It marked a year of change for me.

I know I will never fit into an Organization like SAF.

I know who are the friends I can really entrust secrets with.

I know my physical limiations can be pushed to the limits when threatened with early book outs.

I know what I want to get out of my life.

I know I'm starting to feel old the day after my 21st Birthday party.

I know that life is short and you have to live every minute for it.

I know that doing your family proud is an amazing feeling especially when my grandfather grinned uncontrollably at my comissioning parade.

I know that my wallet is starting to develop holes and I have to be aware of what people like to term it as 'the future'.

I know and come to accept that love do exists.

I know and come to accept that TV is no longer part of my life.

I know and come to terms with myself that I'm a self-driven and self-motivated person and no matter what shitty task is thrown at me, I will reluctantly see thru the end of it.

I know what the time comes, the time will come.

I know that it's 2006 and I look forward to brighten my bleak future as an opportunist.

Adios 2005
Benjamin

Feelin' Better

Guess what is stolen is stolen.

Gone.

Vamoose.

I heard there was another theft thief striking again at the very same room at at night again.

Guess you feel the pain only after it being pickpocketed.

I have come to terms. Already.

Gonna be musicless for like 2 whole weeks.

I'm heading to the LOTR landscapre of New Zeland.

Weeeeeee....

The fuck thing is I'm the LUGGAGE OFFICER and there are SO many people making requests of handing in their passports and kit bags late.

Idiots.

Mess up my schedule.

Waste my phone bill.

Grrrr....

Guess that's why my pay is justified to that of an officer.

More like highly-paid and under-duress sai-kang warrior.

I'm flying off next wednesday.

Got loads of photos but due to time constraint, sai-kang Ben has to go off le.

Ta-ta and Zen-less,
Benji

Fucking Pissed

There is nothing worse than being pissed off.

I am DAMN pissed.

SUPER pissed.

Excruciatingly FUCKING pissed.

Seriously.

Nothing.

NOTHING.

Nothing went right for me today.

Just nothing.

Not the discovery of the fucker who stole my MP3 player.

Not the MP Provost finding any substantial evidence.

Not the computer which hanged on me.

Not the $25 haircut

Not even meeting a particular someone who cancelled on me the fucking last minute.


Seriously, Just fuck la.

That person then made a last minute promise that he/she will meet up and IN THE END?

Broke that promise.

Really Just fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Nothing is going right and I HATE IT!

I'm just using my blog as an avenue of frustration.

Fuck the world.

Benjamin

Pissed

Yes.

PISSED TO THE MAX.

My beloved mp3 Creavtive Zen Micro player was stolen.

Yes.

In camp. And it was stolen while I was sleeping inside the DOO (Duty Orderly Office) room.

Fucking pissed.

Not only was my Zen Micro got 'kope', my Duty GA's Sony Discman plus my Signaller's DVD player went missing too.

The fucking stealer took it from the estimated investigated time of 0330-0530.

While I was sleeping like a pig.

And my Zen was in the my bag with my earphones.

And frankly.

I missed my Panasonic earphones more.

They are like the best earphones to the MAX.

Now it's gone. With my Zen.

What a fucking start to the New Year.

Pissed.

- Benjamin

P.S. I know insults hurled on my blog to the damn arse stealer won't work but if it ever does, I wish his penis will shrivelled to the size of a walnut and a potted Cactus plant will just drop on his head from the 25th storey HDB flat.

Bye 2005, Hullo 2006

Nothing much has really changed.

Looking forward to the year ahead.

Will write my reflections and what I look forward in the year of the doggie.

Have some celebratory photos too but can't post much up.

Have to go back camp and do duty.

Sucks.

Me, Gwenne n Ben @ Heeren

More updates next time.

Adios 2005,
Benjamin

Be Jolly

Tis' the season to get fat and jolly.

Been to too many eateries, maxed out my debit card and farted alot.

Been everywhere and anywhere.

Town is more like my 2nd home now.

Finding prezzies and roaming around town the last week was pleasant until the agony hits you that you have YET to BUY ANYTHING.

Wahahaha.

I love Christmas for the spirit of giving as it is an occasion where it's like a pre-CNY feeling but instead of Hong Baos, you get prezzies.

I don't really care about prezzies.

Honestly.

I just like the homely warmth of friends gathering and the bonding.

And for that, please prepare urself.....

I have over 40++ photos....

Photos galore....

My Christmas feast to my blog readers =)

Shu Fang's Wedding

Me n my happily married cozzie Shu Fang

Some nondescript place where the wedding was held

My Brother & I - we so don't share the same gene pool

Another happy couple, my sis-in-law, Pauline and mi bro, Mark

My closest maternal cozzie, or should I say, uncle, Maverick

Customary wine glass pyramid

Customary table shot

Random meet-ups

Some random day Tiffi n I met up to exchange long due Bday prezzies

And on one inconspicuous weekday, met up with the guys for coffee.

I declare myself a Coffee Club goer! Boo to Coffee Bean n Starbucks!

Me n androgynous Ryan

The Bluey Benjamins

Slurping Sticky Chewy Cheese

mimicking him a few days later

Fat Cultivation Central

Special roof lighting to zap your fats

Doing a "Before" fattening shot

Random envy photo of Ben's cute doggie.... I SO WANT A DOG FOR X'MAS

Christmas Eve - PolyMates
Had lunch @ Paragon - Spaggedies

I was fashionably late =P

I love pasta and I love penne. And it was cheap!

Gimme baked pasta anytime. I shall only stop when I'm 95kg.

Me, Tiffi n Eva

Clara, Ivan and looking-shrivelled Eric

For the gift exchange..... look what we turned out for a miserable $20 budget

Clara got Eric's prezzie of M&Ms Candyball machine

Ivan got Clara's pen

Eric got my lucky key chain plant

Eva got Tiffi's bath salts & eye mask

I got Eva's sweet honey bowl of sweets!

Tiffi got Ivan's Espirit towels

We then proceeded onto shopping to burn some fats and slug it out with last minute X'mas shoppers. And proceeded to taking photos along the way.

Shameless whores

Cute shameless whores

Cannot make it shameless whores

Family of shameless whores

Met up with bestie Jun Mian after we parted.

He's becoming more like King Kong, only w/o Naomi Watts

Went over to Elroy's place for X'mas.

Played mahjong and suprisingly lost. Damn sad. Bad tiles.

Oh well.

Elroy and moi

Sparky the labrador - Attitude dog that owns the house

Cam Whore Guo Quan

Shagged out after X'mas feast n Mahjong

Ben sucking the toot toot

I SO LOVE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS

Cocker Spaniels come in a close second =)

Humping the dog. I told ya I'm a dog lover.

On Christmas Night.....

I went over to the Airport.

Getting Hooked

Mommykins and Daddykins

Christmas guilt

Pseudo artistic shot of my rubix cube

All that said and done.

I just wanna wish everyone

And good tidings ahead

Working out at the gym,
Fat X'mas Bastard Benjamin

P.S. Updated my friends links!!!